normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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