I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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