problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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