its not stalking. its research.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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