whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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