in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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