Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
