well you can't waste a boner
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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