how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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