who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Randomize
