Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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