Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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