Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
