You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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