I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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