I just made out with a guy for $7.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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