Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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