I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
The air was thick with penises
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Randomize
