shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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