Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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