Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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