hell yes lets make some ravioli
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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