We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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