This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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