Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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