I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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