the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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