I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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