Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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