You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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