I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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