I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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