I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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