Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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