I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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