Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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