When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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