But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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