I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
