Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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