you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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