Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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