I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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