Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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