Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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