hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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