No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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