Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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