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i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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