We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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