having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
