I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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