So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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