All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Randomize
