guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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