I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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