I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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