so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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